Deerly Beloved

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deerlyBeloved: SILVEREYES69 You want to date my little sister, you little grape? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Huntsman Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Grimm Strongholds, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top boxer in the entire Atlas Special Forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the banana out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my strawberry words. You think you can just ask her out? Think again, kiwi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Remnant and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, orange. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're graping dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Atlas Special Elites and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable apple off the face of the continent, you little pineapple. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" crush was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your banana eating tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you gosh darn idiot. I will bring fire and fury all over you and you will burn. You're graping dead, kiddo.

( Ruby Rose | 18 | F | Giant Scythes )