Yeah. Definitely the cat buses. One hundred percent.
[She doesn't even look at the cookies after she puts them down. Her eyes shifting between him and the floor. Her focus starts to shift more to the floor as he sits down next to her.
She's dreading the worst but that isn't what she gets. She looks up with an utterly dumbstruck look on her face when he mentions that says that they are completely fine.]
...Wait. Are you saying I didn't completely screw things up with us? Aren't these bad news cookies? I thought these were "I'm trying to let you down super gently in a break up kind of way" bad news cookies. I've been trying to figure out what I did wrong all the way here and how to apologize for it, but I couldn't think of anything.
[Don't mind her as she takes a minute to break. Then let out a sigh of relief. And then sink into the couch like the awkward duck she is.]
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[She doesn't even look at the cookies after she puts them down. Her eyes shifting between him and the floor. Her focus starts to shift more to the floor as he sits down next to her.
She's dreading the worst but that isn't what she gets. She looks up with an utterly dumbstruck look on her face when he mentions that says that they are completely fine.]
...Wait. Are you saying I didn't completely screw things up with us? Aren't these bad news cookies? I thought these were "I'm trying to let you down super gently in a break up kind of way" bad news cookies. I've been trying to figure out what I did wrong all the way here and how to apologize for it, but I couldn't think of anything.
[Don't mind her as she takes a minute to break.
Then let out a sigh of relief.
And then sink into the couch like the awkward duck she is.]
....But we're good, right?