Oh my god I found lemonade in the toaster this morning. I thought you'd cleaned this all up. You might wanna get it before someone electrocutes himself. And you know who when I say that.
Buzz? I'm Ruby. This must be some kind of weird coincidence because I didn't film any of this. Wow. You are good though. I just checked and you were right. Thanks for the save!
[She's just going to hide her toaster under the sink so Weiss can't find it. She doesn't need two grouchy pants yelling at her.]
[Give her a second, she's squinting at the screen and...oh.]
Oh! I'm sorry. This was meant for someone else.
...Why was there lemonade in YOUR toaster? I know why it was in mine. Please tell me they didn't get other people to do their little science experiment.
Oh thank goodness. I was sure my bff was getting more people to yell at me for her. Well I was kind of late for school yesterday but I didn't realize until the last second. So I kind of spilled it everywhere when I was on my way out the door.
I might have missed this little experiment. You said it was on the network?
My luck needed an upswing so you were in the right place at the right time. ...I got it basically everywhere. The glass was one thing but then my cape caught the jug and it was a whole new level of mess.
[She is. She truly is.]
Oh my god. I just looked it up. This is amazing! God the toys here are so adorable. I could watch this all day.
Wait. You're one too? How many of you are there? I don't wanna pry but it's super cute that there's like a little gang of you guys. He seemed pretty cool in a lovable dork kind of way.
It might have been mentioned to me once or twice :)
A few of us. Not all of us are completely out in the open, so I don't want to give out solid numbers. Us speaking to people ain't a thing strictly allowed back home. He IS a loveable dork. Won't get more loveable dork than Buzz Lightyear.
Gotchya. I wont press you for any other information. I just want to be friends. Well my toys never talked to me either. So I think they've got the same rule where I'm from. If that makes you feel any better. I guess I need to add a toy scavenger hunt to my superhero one now.
[D'awwww. The toys are like Yang and Blake.]
Hopefully he got all that lemonade out of his joints. That might get weirdly sticky for him.
Well, if it's one thing me and the gang are good at it's making friends. It's literally what we exist for. So that, I can give you. So you're a superhero?
[They REALLY are.]
Well, if it does, he'll just go lie under the sink a while. He's pretty waterproof. But he's handling that on this own. He made his own bed, he's gotta lie in it.
Aww. You guys are so freakin' adorable. I love you all already. I'd be happy to be friends. Sort of? I'm a Huntress. I guess in other worlds I'd be a superhero. But it's my job to make sure everyone is safe and sound. Usually by fighting monsters or doing other odd jobs.
Yeah. That sounds like what my sister or roommates would say if I made a mess. I just haven't been caught yet. Hopefully I can keep it that way.
Anytime~! Keep it up. Send adorable pictures if you can. I know Buzz and Woody and I guess you if you are out in the open too.
Yeah. There are a lot of them where I come from. So it's a career option. I get that not everyone here does it. It has definitely helped, but that doesn't mean this place hasn't thrown some curve balls my way too.
gaiwghagha oh man, that's great. He sounds like my sister. She's the opposite of stealth.
I sure am. Kind of gave up on the cloak and dagger after the Titanic.
Trust me, this place can throw curve balls now matter what. I'm pretty sure it's designed to catch us off guard all the dang time. I don't think we can ever be fully prepared for that goes on here.
Does she just charge bullheadedly into everything? Because yeah, that about tracks.
Oh nice! The Titanic was pretty wild, wasn't it? That's when I got here.
That's how it's felt since I've got here. But I'm sure everyone has some skills here that can help out when things get tough. We just have to find the right people to lean on at the right time. That's how we'll get through this.
Pretty much, yeah. She's gotten better for it. But you still can't really take her anywhere.
That's not the term I would use for it. But that's a pretty bad time to show up here.
[The Titanic messed her up in ways she still hasn't fully come to terms with. Half her friends forgetting her and then being swallowed into the darkness was not a good time. Nor anything that came after. Fuck the Titanic forever. ]
That's the right attitude to have. Between all of us, we've got what it takes to survive this place. So long as we stay united. If it divides us, we're in a whole mess of trouble.
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I thought you'd cleaned this all up.
You might wanna get it before someone electrocutes himself.
And you know who when I say that.
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I DID
I MEAN
I'M SURE I GOT ALL OF IT
I'VE BEEN FRAMED
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Please.
That won't work on me.
I saw it happen.
You literally filmed it.
And put it on the network.
You pointed the camera AT YOUR FACE.
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I'm Ruby.
This must be some kind of weird coincidence because I didn't film any of this.
Wow.
You are good though. I just checked and you were right.
Thanks for the save!
[She's just going to hide her toaster under the sink so Weiss can't find it. She doesn't need two grouchy pants yelling at her.]
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Oh!
I'm sorry.
This was meant for someone else.
...Why was there lemonade in YOUR toaster?
I know why it was in mine.
Please tell me they didn't get other people to do their little science experiment.
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I was sure my bff was getting more people to yell at me for her.
Well I was kind of late for school yesterday
but I didn't realize until the last second. So I kind of spilled it everywhere when I was on my way out the door.
I might have missed this little experiment. You said it was on the network?
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That's-
And you got it in the toaster?
[Bless her, she sounds like an utter disaster.]
Sures was, a couple days ago.
They had a whole Rube Goldberg device up and everything.
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...I got it basically everywhere.
The glass was one thing but then my cape caught the jug and it was a whole new level of mess.
[She is. She truly is.]
Oh my god. I just looked it up. This is amazing!
God the toys here are so adorable.
I could watch this all day.
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Glad to be of assistance on that one.
As one of those toys I'll take that as a compliment.
Because we ARE adorable.
Thanks for noticing.
Peter's a cutie too.
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Wait. You're one too? How many of you are there?
I don't wanna pry but it's super cute that there's like a little gang of you guys.
He seemed pretty cool in a lovable dork kind of way.
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A few of us.
Not all of us are completely out in the open, so I don't want to give out solid numbers.
Us speaking to people ain't a thing strictly allowed back home.
He IS a loveable dork.
Won't get more loveable dork than Buzz Lightyear.
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Gotchya. I wont press you for any other information. I just want to be friends.
Well my toys never talked to me either. So I think they've got the same rule where I'm from.
If that makes you feel any better.
I guess I need to add a toy scavenger hunt to my superhero one now.
[D'awwww. The toys are like Yang and Blake.]
Hopefully he got all that lemonade out of his joints.
That might get weirdly sticky for him.
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It's literally what we exist for.
So that, I can give you.
So you're a superhero?
[They REALLY are.]
Well, if it does, he'll just go lie under the sink a while.
He's pretty waterproof.
But he's handling that on this own.
He made his own bed, he's gotta lie in it.
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You guys are so freakin' adorable.
I love you all already.
I'd be happy to be friends.
Sort of? I'm a Huntress. I guess in other worlds I'd be a superhero.
But it's my job to make sure everyone is safe and sound.
Usually by fighting monsters or doing other odd jobs.
Yeah. That sounds like what my sister or roommates would say if I made a mess.
I just haven't been caught yet.
Hopefully I can keep it that way.
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We sure are :)
Fighting monsters, huh?
That's... a new one.
Bet that's prepared you for Deerington plenty.
See, Buzz pretty much always gets caught.
Stealth isn't his forte.
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Keep it up. Send adorable pictures if you can.
I know Buzz and Woody and I guess you if you are out in the open too.
Yeah. There are a lot of them where I come from. So it's a career option.
I get that not everyone here does it.
It has definitely helped, but that doesn't mean this place hasn't thrown some curve balls my way too.
gaiwghagha oh man, that's great.
He sounds like my sister.
She's the opposite of stealth.
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Kind of gave up on the cloak and dagger after the Titanic.
Trust me, this place can throw curve balls now matter what.
I'm pretty sure it's designed to catch us off guard all the dang time.
I don't think we can ever be fully prepared for that goes on here.
Does she just charge bullheadedly into everything?
Because yeah, that about tracks.
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The Titanic was pretty wild, wasn't it?
That's when I got here.
That's how it's felt since I've got here.
But I'm sure everyone has some skills here that can help out when things get tough.
We just have to find the right people to lean on at the right time.
That's how we'll get through this.
Pretty much, yeah.
She's gotten better for it.
But you still can't really take her anywhere.
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But that's a pretty bad time to show up here.
[The Titanic messed her up in ways she still hasn't fully come to terms with. Half her friends forgetting her and then being swallowed into the darkness was not a good time. Nor anything that came after. Fuck the Titanic forever. ]
That's the right attitude to have.
Between all of us, we've got what it takes to survive this place.
So long as we stay united.
If it divides us, we're in a whole mess of trouble.
I know THAT feeling.
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The last night felt like the closest to my home that this place has ever really been though.
...Which probably says a lot about my home.
Hm~! I'm glad someone here agree with me on that.
If you ever need a hand with anything. Just let me know and I'll be there in a jiffy.
Ahahahaha~!
I'm glad we have so much in common.
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That's'... probably not a good thing.
Doesn't seem like it'd be the GOOD home feelings?
Thanks, I really appreciate that :)
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We have a lot of monsters.
But they have people like me to fight them.
So it balances out.
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I'm glad that you've got a way to defend yourselves.
And others!
I guess that makes you a real hero, huh.
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Yeah.
I guess it does.
At least that's what I always wanted to be. Just like my mom was.
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You sure ain't wrong.
We gotta be ready for anything.
Aww is that right?
Well, I'm sure she'd be real proud of you.
[She caught that "was", Ruby]
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